Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new congress's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. [censored], it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
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"Call me crazy, but I want to buy the Dallas Cowboys end zone and have the star right at the foot of my bed. That way when I score, I can spike the ball right on the star!" -Woody Paige, Around the Horn 10.9.08
Though very funny, there's alot of truth in that.
[img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] not bad, not bad [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]
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